I’ve been asked to blog for HelloMovies, which, depending on your point of view, is either a great idea or the worst idea to ever hit the planet since movie theatres started putting trash cans far away from the bathroom door. Whether you sit with the former or the latter camp can largely be determined by how you reacted to that previous sentence. If you agree with my sentiments on theatre bathroom layouts, stick around.

Now unfortunately, HelloMovies can’t fix all the movie theatre bathrooms in the world, but we are out to improve every other part of the movie experience, from figuring out if there’s anything good out right now to finding the closest place to rent a movie, from discovering new films guaranteed to fit your tastes to finally finding out the name of that one movie you watched a long time ago with the totally tripped-out scene where a ninja does this amazing backflip over twenty zombies and ends up falling into a dumpster where he discovers the Magical Can Opener of Eternal Glory. Damn, have we been searching long and hard for that one.

Also, we strongly oppose preteen girls slobbering all over Johnny Depp with poor capitalization and excessive use of exclamation marks. That alone should sway you to our side.

So stay tuned for more exciting news as we get rolling on site development. We’ll let you know how things are going, and maybe even enthuse about Johnny a little…only, you know, real dignified-like.

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